My father was a Saint Bernard, my mother was a Collie, but I am a Presbyterian.
He is now rising from affluence to poverty.
Many people have the reasoning facility, but no one uses it in religious matters.
Never miss an opportunity to shut up.
The Germans are exceedingly fond of Rhine wines; they are put up in tall, slender bottles, and are considered a pleasant beverage. One tells them from vinegar by the label.
I'm in favor of progress; it's change I don't like.