On with the dance, let the joy be unconfined.

Where every man in a state has a vote, brutal laws are impossible.

I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.

You have heretofore found out, by my teachings, that man is a fool; you are now aware that woman is a damned fool.

Golden rule: Made of hard metal so it could stand severe wear, it not being known at that time that butter would answer.

I could be an idiot, or I can serve in Congress, but I repeat myself.

The critic's symbol should be the tumble-bug: he deposits his egg in somebody else's dung, otherwise he could not hatch it.