On with the dance, let the joy be unconfined.

When the world is made to be idiot-proof, the world will become overpopulated with idiots.

Do something everyday that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.

Steal a chicken if you get a chance, Huck, because if you don't want it, someone else does and a good deed ain't never forgotten.

My books are like water; those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water.

Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow.

Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.