We can achieve what we can conceive and believe.

The past does not repeat itself, but it rhymes.

Never miss an opportunity to shut up.

I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.

Our consciences take no notice of pain inflicted on others until it reaches a point where it gives pain to us.

I've come loaded with statistics, for I've noticed that a man can't prove anything without statistics. No man can.

Congressman is the trivialist distinction for a full grown man.