We can achieve what we can conceive and believe.

Some people get an education without going to college. The rest get it after they get out.

Death is the starlit strip between the companionship of yesterday and the reunion of tomorrow.

Humor, to be comprehensible to anybody, must be built upon a foundation with which he is familiar. If he can't see the foundation the superstructure is to him merely a freak -- like the Flatiron building without any visible means of support -- something that ought to be arrested.

The highest perfection of politeness is only a beautiful edifice, built, from the base to the dome, of ungraceful and gilded forms of charitable and unselfish lying.

I cannot help but notice that there is no problem between us that cannot be solved by your departure.

Mine was a trained Presbyterian conscience and knew but the one duty - to hunt and harry its slave upon all pretexts and on all occasions, particularly when there was no sense nor reason in it.