It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.
Sane and intelligent human beings are like all other human beings, and carefully and cautiously and diligently conceal their private real opinions from the world and give out fictitious ones in their stead for general consumption.
A street in Constantinople is a picture which one ought to see once-not oftener.
The more I know people, the more I love my dog.
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
It must be well-nigh a maximum of sense to behave so that one escapes being hanged.