Everything human is pathetic
Seventy is old enough. After that there is too much risk.
Steal a chicken if you get a chance, Huck, because if you don't want it, someone else does and a good deed ain't never forgotten.
....try the mustard, - a man can't know what turnips are in perfection without mustard.
Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
Thanksgiving Day - Let all give humble, hearty, and sincere thanks, now, but the turkeys. In the island of Fiji they do not use turkeys, they use plumbers. It does not become you and me to sneer at Fiji.