All men are ignorant, just on different subjects.

Do good when you can, and charge when you think they will stand it.

School gets in the way of my learning.

It is hopeless for the occasional visitor to try to keep up with Chicago-she outgrows his prophecies faster than he can make them. She is always a novelty; for she is never the Chicago you saw when you passed through the last time.

Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain't so.

Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And hain't that a big enough majority in any town?

I have criticized absent people so often, and then discovered, to my humiliation, that I was talking with their relatives, that I have grown superstitious about that sort of thing and dropped it.