There has been only one Christian. They caught and curcified him-early.

We do not get ice-cream every where, and so, when we do, we are apt to dissipate to excess.

Man is the only slave. And he is the only animal who enslaves. He has always been a slave in one form or another, and has always held other slaves in bondage under him in one way or another. In our day, he is always some man's slave for wages, and does that man's work; and this slave has other slaves under him for minor wages, and they do his work. The higher animals are the only ones who exclusively do their own work and provide their own living.

Sagebrush is a very fair fuel, but as a vegetable it is a distinguished failure. Nothing can abide the taste of it but the jackass and his illegitimate child the mule.

God was left out of the Constitution but was furnished a front seat on the coins of the country.

Distance lends enchantment to the view.

The partitions of the houses were so thin we could hear the women occupants of adjoining rooms changing their minds.