The [Kodak is] the only witness I have encountered in my long experience that I couldn't bribe.

A gentleman is a man who can play the banjo, but doesn't.

Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.

It is often the case that a man who can't tell a lie thinks he is the best judge of one.

The business aspects of the Fourth of July is not perfect as it stands. See what it costs us every year with loss of life, the crippling of thousands with its fireworks, and the burning down of property. It is not only sacred to patriotism and universal freedom, but to the surgeon, the undertaker, the insurance offices - and they are working it for all it is worth.

There is nothing to be learned from the second kick of a mule.

Cooper's art has some defects. In one place in 'Deerslayer,' and in the restricted space of two-thirds of a page, Cooper has scored 114 offences against literary art out of a possible 115. It breaks the record.