It is a solemn thought: dead, the noblest man's meat is inferior to pork.

The report of my death was an exaggeration.

You meet people who forget you. You forget people you meet. But sometimes you meet those people you can't forget. Those are your 'friends

Nothing agrees with me. If I drink coffee, it gives me dyspepsia; if I drink wine, it gives me the gout; if I go to church, it gives me dysentery.

India is, the cradle of the human race, the birthplace of human speech, the mother of history, the grandmother of legend, and the great grand mother of tradition. our most valuable and most instructive materials in the history of man are treasured up in India only.

Never pick a fight with people who buy ink by the barrel.

Seventy is old enough. After that there is too much risk.