If you don't like the weather in New England now, just wait a few minutes.

I deal with temptation by yielding to it.

I never can think of Judas Iscariot without losing my temper. To my mind Judas Iscariot was nothing but a low, mean, premature, Congressman.

I don't know of a single foreign product that enters this country untaxed, except the answer to prayer.

Those that respect the law and love sausage should watch neither being made.

As for the dinosaur - But Noah's conscience was easy; it was not named in his cargo list and he and the boys were not aware that there was such a creature. He said he could not blame himself for not knowing about the dinosaur, because it was an American animal and America had not then been discovered.

I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable.