the more I know about people, the better I like my dogs.

The low level which commercial morality has reached in America is deplorable. We have humble God fearing Christian men among us who will stoop to do things for a million dollars that they ought not to be willing to do for less than 2 millions.

There's plenty of boys that will come hankering and gruvvelling around when you've got an apple, and beg the core off you; but when they're got one, and you beg for the core, and remind them how you give them a core one time, they take a mouth at you, and say thank you 'most to death, but there ain't a-going to be no core.

A railroad is like a lie you have to keep building it to make it stand.

Experience teaches us only one thing at a time - and hardly that, in my case.

April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.

Where prejudice exists it always discolors our thoughts.