Never put off till tomorrow what you can do day after tomorrow just as well.
The only people that a bank will loan money to is the very people who don't need it.
If work were so pleasant, the rich would keep it for themselves.
The history of our race, and each individual’s experience, are sown thick with evidence that a truth is not hard to kill and that a lie told well is immortal.
Do you reckon Tom Sawyer was satisfied after all them adventures?
The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.