Armor is heavy, yet it is a proud burden, and a man standeth straight in it.
...one should be gentle with the ignorant, for they are the chosen of God.
A man with a hump-backed uncle mustn't make fun of another man's cross-eyed aunt
Progressive improvement beats delayed perfection.
New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.
All you drunkards: Put down the intoxicating Vanity Metrics.