Protestant parents still keep a Bible handy in the house, so that the children can study it, and one of the first things the little boys and girls learn is to be righteous and holy and not piss against the wall. They study those passages more than they study any others, except those which incite to masturbation. Those they hunt out and study in private.
Mark TwainThe Mississippi River will always have its own way; no engineering skill can persuade it to do otherwise.
Mark Twain