A lie can make it half way around the world before the truth has time to put its boots on.

In early times some sufferer had to sit up with a toothache, and he put in the time inventing the German language.

These people´s God has shown them by a million acts that he respects none of the Bible´s statues. He breaks every one of them himself, adultery and all.

Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.

July 4. Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than in all the other days of the year put together. This proves, by the number left in stock, that one fourth of July per year is now inadequate, the country has grown so

God has put something noble and good into every heart His hand created.

Lord save us all from a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms.