The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
Mark TwainI can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.
Mark TwainFor instance, take this sample: he has imagined a heaven, and has left entirely out of it the supremest of all his delights, the one ecstasy that stands first and foremost in the heart of every individual of his race - and of ours - sexual intercourse!It is as if a lost and perishing person in a roasting desert should be told by a rescuer he might choose and have all longed-for things but one, and he should elect to leave out water!
Mark Twain