Definite speech means clarity of mind.

Every man is a moon and has a side which he turns toward nobody: you have to slip around behind it if you want to see it.

Yes, even I am dishonest. Not in many ways, but in some. Forty-one, I think it is.

One compliment can keep me going for a whole month.

Experience is an author's most valuable asset; experience is the thing that puts the muscle and the breath and the warm blood into the book he writes.

Hotels are the only proper places for lecturers. When I am ill-natured I so enjoy the freedom of a hotel where I can ring up a domestic and give him a quarter and then break furniture over him.

What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.