A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
More than two hundred death penalties are gone from the law books, but the [biblical] texts that authorised them remain.
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
Morals consist of political morals, commercial morals, ecclesiastical morals, and morals.
Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious and exemplary community. Thirty days from now, we shall have cast our reformation to the winds and gone to cutting our ancient shortcomings considerably shorter than ever.