Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; then you can borrow money off them.

When one reads Bibles, one is less surprised at what the Deity knows than at what He doesn't know.

Data is like garbage. You'd better know what you are going to do with it before you collect it.

The weakest of all weak things is a virtue that has not been tested in the fire.

Good judgment comes from experience. And where does experience come from? Experience comes from bad judgment.

The pulpit and the optimist are always talking about the human race's steady march toward ultimate perfection. As usual, they leave out the statistics. It is the pulpit's way - the optimist's way.

Next to possessing genius one's self is the power of appreciating it in others.