Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial 'we.'

Next to possessing genius one's self is the power of appreciating it in others.

Strange a God who mouths Golden Rules and forgiveness, then invented hell; who mouths morals to other people and has none Himself; who frowns upon crimes yet commits them all; who created man without invitation, then tries to shuffle the responsibility for man's acts upon man, instead of honorably placing it where it belongs, upon Himself; and finally with altogether divine obtuseness, invites this poor, abused slave to worship Him!

The trouble with most of us is that we know too much that ain't so.

I am not one of those who in expressing opinions confine themselves to facts.

No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.