Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial 'we.'

Names are not always what they seem. The common Welsh name Bzjxxllwcp is pronounced Jackson.

There is no use in your walking five miles to fish when you can depend on being just as unsuccessful near home.

Old habits cannot be thrown out the upstairs window. They have to be coaxed downstairs one step at a time.

It is not worth while to try to keep history from repeating itself, for man's character will always make the preventing of the repetitions impossible.

Satan hasn't a single salaried helper; the Opposition employs a million.

It is discouraging to try to penetrate a mind like yours. You ought to get it out and dance on it. That would take some of the rigidity out of it.