You want to be very careful about lying; otherwise you are nearly sure to get caught.

On with dance, let joy be unconfined, is my motto; whether there's any dance to dance or any joy to unconfined.

It may have happened, it may not have happened but it could have happened.

Humor is the great thing, the saving thing after all. The minute it crops up, all our hardnesses yield, all our irritations, and resentments flit away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.

There is nothing more awe-inspiring than a miracle except the credulity that can take it at par.

Is the human race a joke? Was it devised and patched together in a dull time when there was nothing important to do?

Humor is man's greatest blessing.