Warm summer sun, shine kindly here. Warm southern wind, blow softly here. Green sod above, lie light, lie light. Good night, dear Heart, Good night, good night.

Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.

There are several kinds of stories, but only one difficult kind-the humorous.

I never write Metropolis for seven cents because I can get the same price for city. I never write policeman because I can get the same money for cop.

Each person is born to one possession which outvalues all his others-his last breath.

Geological time is not money.

Many people have the reasoning facility, but no one uses it in religious matters.