Man proposes, but God blocks the game.

Memories which someday will become all beautiful when the last annoyance that encumbers them shall have faded out of our minds.

Travel has no longer any charm for me. I have seen all the foreign countries I want to except heaven & hell & I have only a vague curiosity about one of those.

God, so atrocious in the Old Testament, so attractive in the New--the Jekyl and Hyde of sacred romance.

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

One is apt to overestimate beauty when it is rare

Priapism is what happens when someone gets strangulated to the point of hypoxia.