Canadian girls are so pretty it's a relief now and then to see a plain one.

When you feel like tellin a feller to go to the devil - tell him to go to Chicago - it'll anser every purpose, and is perhaps, a leetle more expensive.

Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed

It isn't safe to sit in judgment upon another person's illusion when you are not on the inside. While you are thinking it is a dream, he may be knowing it is a planet.

Modesty antedates clothes and will be resumed when clothes are no more.

Principles aren't of much account anyway, except at election time. After that you hang them up to let them season.

How charmed I am when I overhear a German word which I understand!