Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

There's always something about your success that displeases even your best friends.

A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to you than the ninety-and -nine which you had to work for, and money won at faro or in stock snuggles into your heart in the same way.

God was left out of the Constitution, but was furnished a front seat in this nations currency. ("In God we Trust") is a lie, this nations trust has always been with the dollar.

A banker is somebody who lends you an umbrella & takes it away as soon as it starts raining.

Preachers are always pleasant company when they are off duty.

Do good when you can, and charge when you think they will stand it.