Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

I am not an economist. I am an honest man!

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

I haven't any right to criticize books, and I don't do it except when I hate them. I often want to criticize Jane Austen, but her books madden me so that I can't conceal my frenzy from the reader; and therefore I have to stop every time I begin. Every time I read Pride and Prejudice I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone.

Benefit of clergy: Half-rate on the railroad.

When the human race has once acquired a superstition, nothing short of death is ever likely to remove it.

A pilot must have a memory developed to absolute perfection. But there are two higher qualities which he also must have. He must have good and quick judgment and decision, and a cool, calm courage that no peril can shake.