Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

I never write "metropolis" for seven cents when I can write "city" and get paid the same.

The reason most people don't go to church is because they've already been.

You should never trust a man who has only one way to spell a word.

No church property is taxed and so the infidel and the atheist and the man without religion are taxed to make up the deficit.

But old fools is the biggest fools there is.

Etiquette requires us to admire the human race.