Faith is believing things you know aint true
Lord save us all from a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms.
The nation is divided, half patriots and half traitors, and no man can tell which from which.
You don't know about me, without you have read a book by the name of 'The Adventures of Tom Sawyer,' but that ain't no matter. That book was made by a Mr. Mark Twain, and he told the truth, mainly.
A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught.
I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time.