Dying man couldn't make up his mind which place to go to-both have their advantages, heaven for the climate, hell for the company!

Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.

Do something everyday that you don't want to do.

The waves most washed me off the raft sometimes, but I hadn't any clothes on, and didn't mind.

The only people who should use the possessive 'we' are kings, newspaper editors, and persons with tapeworms.

Our consciences take no notice of pain inflicted on others until it reaches a point where it gives pain to us.

Each person is born to one possession which outvalues all his others-his last breath.