We are all beggars, each in his own way.

I am admonished in many ways that time is pushing me inexorably along. I am approaching the threshold of age; in 1977 I shall be 142.

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story is French. The humorous story depends for its effect upon the manner of the telling;the comic and the witty story upon the matter.

There ain't anything that is so interesting to look at as a place that a book has talked about.

If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go.

Of the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse.