If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
If you can't get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one.
Comedy keeps the heart sweet.
There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.
If you don't like the weather in New England now, just wait a few minutes.
Simple rules for saving money: To save half, when you are fired by an eager impulse to contribute to a charity, wait and count to forty. To save three quarters, count sixty. To save all, count sixty-five.