Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
A human being has a natural desire to have more of a good thing than he needs.
The truth hurts, but silence kills.
Humor is like a frog; if you dissect it, it dies.
The Book of Mormon is chloroform in print
If there was two birds sitting on a fence, he would bet you which one would fly first.