Golf is a good walk spoiled.

Men think they think upon the great political questions, and they do; but they think with their party, not independently; they read its literature, but not that of the other side

The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.

For all the talk you hear about knowledge being such a wonderful thing, instinct is worth forty of it for real unerringness.

The more I know people, the more I love my dog.

It is the Creator´s Grand Army, and he is the Commander-in-Chief... With these facts before you, now try to guess man´s chiefest pet name for this ferocious Commander-in-Chief? I will save you the trouble but you must not laugh. It is Our Father in Heaven.

Never argue with people who buy ink by the gallon.