The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
Never waste a lie; you never know when you may need it.
The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story is French. The humorous story depends for its effect upon the manner of the telling;the comic and the witty story upon the matter.
That which was hard to endure is sweet to remember.
If there was two birds sitting on a fence, he would bet you which one would fly first.
Out of the unconscious lips of babes and sucklings are we satirized.