Never pick a fight with people who buy ink by the barrel.
To forget pain is to be painless; to forget care is to be rid of it; to go abroad is to accomplish both.
How lovely is death; and how niggardly it is doled out.
Cold! If the thermometer had been an inch longer we'd all have frozen to death!
If true, rarely beautiful. If beautiful, rarely true.
A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.