In the real world, nothing happens at the right place at the right time. It is the job of journalists and historians to correct that.
Mark TwainPut no trust in the benefits to accrue from early rising, as set forth by the infatuated Franklin.
Mark TwainThe lightning there is peculiar; it is so convincing, that when it strikes a thing it doesn't leave enough of that thing behind for you to tell whether-Well, you'd think it was something valuable, and a Congressman had been there.
Mark Twain