That is a simple rule, and easy to remember. When I, a thoughtful and unblessed Presbyterian, examine the Koran, I know that beyond any question every Mohammedan is insane; not in all things, but in religious matters.

The very "marks" on the bottom of a piece of rare crockery are able to throw me into a gibbering ecstasy.

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat.

We have not all had the good fortune to be ladies. We have not all been generals, or poets, or statesmen; but when the toast works down to the babies, we stand on common ground.

Priapism is what happens when someone gets strangulated to the point of hypoxia.

An occultation of Venus is not half so difficult as an eclipse of the sun, but because it comes seldom the world thinks it's a grand thing.

History doesn't repeat itself; it rhymes.