The law is a system that protects everybody who can afford to hire a good lawyer.

I do love compliments, yet I'm often embarrassed to say what I think to the person when I get a compliment. I so often feel that they have not gone far enough.

Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And hain't that a big enough majority in any town?

It is better to take what does not belong to you than to let it lie around neglected.

It isn't safe to sit in judgment upon another person's illusion when you are not on the inside. While you are thinking it is a dream, he may be knowing it is a planet.

Man is the only slave. And he is the only animal who enslaves. He has always been a slave in one form or another, and has always held other slaves in bondage under him in one way or another. In our day, he is always some man's slave for wages, and does that man's work; and this slave has other slaves under him for minor wages, and they do his work. The higher animals are the only ones who exclusively do their own work and provide their own living.

Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.