Human Beings are the only animals that blush, or need to.

God rewards gamblers and fools. The crucial thing, when you win, is knowing which you were.

Between us, we cover all knowledge; he knows all that can be known and I know the rest.

I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.

Nothing so focuses the mind as the prospect of being hanged.

Thanksgiving Day - Let all give humble, hearty, and sincere thanks, now, but the turkeys. In the island of Fiji they do not use turkeys, they use plumbers. It does not become you and me to sneer at Fiji.

Life should begin with age and its privileges and accumulations, and end with youth and its capacity to splendidly enjoy such advantages.