Human Beings are the only animals that blush, or need to.

The nation is divided, half patriots and half traitors, and no man can tell which from which.

There are too many stars in some places and not enough in others.

Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. Fanatics will never learn that, though it be written in letters of gold across the sky. It is the prohibition that makes anything precious.

The truth hurts, but silence kills.

Benaras is older than history, older than tradition, older even than legend, and looks twice as old as all of them put together!

When the world is made to be idiot-proof, the world will become overpopulated with idiots.