If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.

Yes, always avoid violence. In this age of charity and kindliness, the time has gone by for such things. Leave dynamite to the low and unrefined.

The spirit of wrath - not the words - is the sin; and the spirit of wrath is cursing. We begin to swear before we can talk.

I was born lazy. I am no lazier now than I was forty years ago, but that is because I reached the limit forty years ago. You can't go beyond possibility.

I am able to say that while I am not ruggedly well, I am not ill enough to excite an undertaker.

A proud man is one who waits for a vacancy in the Trinity.

If you're looking for friends when you need them...it's too late.