If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.

The partitions of the houses were so thin we could hear the women occupants of adjoining rooms changing their minds.

When it comes down to pure ornamental cursing, the native American is gifted above the sons of men.

The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.

The true pioneer of civilization is not the newspaper, not religion, not the railroad - but whiskey!

We don't care to eat toadstools that think they are truffles.

There is nothing to be learned from the second kick of a mule.