The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

An uneasy conscience is a hair in the mouth.

It is your human environment that makes climate

It is my heart-warmed and world-embracing Christmas hope and aspiration that all of us, the high, the low, the rich, the poor, the admired, the despised, the loved, the hated, the civilized, the savage (every man and brother of us all throughout the whole earth), may eventually be gathered together in a heaven of everlasting rest and peace and bliss, except the inventor of the telephone.

Go to bed early, get up early-this is wise.

There isn't any way to libel the human race.

Whiskey is for drinking; water is for fighting over.