No man is straitly honest to any but himself and God.

We are all beggars, each in his own way.

I have never examined the subject of humor until now. I am surprised to find how much ground it covers. I have got its divisions and frontiers down on a piece of paper. I find it defined as a production of the brain, as the power of the brain to produce something humorous, and the capacity of percieving humor.

If there is one thing that is really cheerful in the world, it is cheerfulness. I have noticed it often. And I have noticed that when a man is right down cheerful, he is seldom unhappy for the time being. Such is the nature of man.

You can't reason someone out of something that they weren't reasoned into in the first place.

Our best built certainties are but sand-houses and subject to damage from any wind of doubt that blows

Tight pants are just uncomfortable.