God, so atrocious in the Old Testament, so attractive in the New--the Jekyl and Hyde of sacred romance.

Worrying is paying interest on a debt you might not even owe.

When the world is made to be idiot-proof, the world will become overpopulated with idiots.

Heaven is the very last place to come to rest and don't you be afraid to bet on that!

The bane of Americans is overwork-and the ruin of any work is a divided interest. Concentrate-concentrate. One thing at a time.

You don't know about me, without you have read a book by the name of 'The Adventures of Tom Sawyer,' but that ain't no matter. That book was made by a Mr. Mark Twain, and he told the truth, mainly.

That is their way, those plagues, those scientists - peg, peg, peg - dig, dig, dig - plod, plod, plod. I wish I could catch a cargo of them for my place; it would be an economy. Yes, for years, you see. They never give up. Patience, hope, faith, perseverance; it is the way of all the breed.