Public opinion is held in reverence. It settles everything. Some think it is the voice of God.

Data is like garbage. You'd better know what you are going to do with it before you collect it.

We all do no end of feeling, and we mistake it for thinking. And out of it we get an aggregation which we consider a boon. Its name is public opinion. It is held in reverence. Some think it the voice of God.

A banker is somebody who lends you an umbrella & takes it away as soon as it starts raining.

If men bore children, there would only be one born in each family.

I persuaded him to throw the dirk away; and it was as easy as persuading a child to give up some bright fresh new way of killing itself.

What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.