There is no character, howsoever good and fine, but it can be destroyed by ridicule, howsoever poor and witless.
If they [the dead] should speak, it would be found that in matters of opinion no departed person was exactly what he had passed for in life. They would realise, deep down, that they, and whole nations along with them, are not really what they seem to be-and never can be.
Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
A railroad is like a lie you have to keep building it to make it stand.
The only people that a bank will loan money to is the very people who don't need it.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.