Life should begin with age and its privileges and accumulations, and end with youth and its capacity to splendidly enjoy such advantages.
If men bore children, there would only be one born in each family.
Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it.
I suppose, just as an honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere.
If smoking cigars is not permitted in heaven, I won''t go.
If I had been helping the Almighty when he created man, I would have had him begin at the other end, and start human beings with old age. How much better to start old and have all the bitterness and blindness of age in the beginning!