April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
You ought never to sass old people- unless they sass you first.
I do not like an injurious lie, except when it injures somebody else.
There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy.
Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
There is nothing to be learned from the second kick of a mule.