Life is short. Forgive quickly, kiss slowly and love truly.
Every time I reform in one direction I go overboard in another.
Never pick a fight with people who buy ink by the barrel.
The law of work seems unfair, but nothing can change it; the more enjoyment you get out of your work, the more money you will make.
Nothing seems to please a fly so much as to be taken for a currant; and if it can be baked in a cake and palmed off on the unwary, it dies happy.
But I reckon I got to light out for the Territory ahead of therest, because Aunt Sally she's going to adopt me and sivilize me, and I can't stand it. I been there before.