My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart-a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation.
If all the fools in this world should die, lordly God how lonely I should be.
I could be an idiot, or I can serve in Congress, but I repeat myself.
If men bore children, there would only be one born in each family.
There ain't anything that is so interesting to look at as a place that a book has talked about.
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.