We laugh and laugh. Then cry and cry- Then feebler laugh, Then die.

If there is a God, he is a malign thug.

Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

It is governed by minorities, seldom or never by majorities. It suppresses its feelings and its beliefs and follows the handful that makes the most noise. Sometimes the noisy handful is right, sometimes wrong, but no matter, the crowd follows it.

I think the Cincinnati Enquirer must be edited by children.

Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely the most numerous.

Too bad that youth is wasted on the young.