Every citizen of the republic ought to consider himself an unofficial policeman, and keep unsalaried watch and ward over the laws and their execution.

Whiskey is carried into committee rooms in demijohns and carried out in demagogues.

Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And hain't that a big enough majority in any town?

We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.

Of the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse.

Monarchies, aristocracies, and religions....there was never a country where the majority of the people were in their secret hearts loyal to any of these institutions.

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.