Never pick a fight with people who buy ink by the barrel.
The universal brotherhood of man is our most precious possession.
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
The law is a system that protects everybody who can afford to hire a good lawyer.
I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.
An enemy can partly ruin a man, but it takes a good-natured injudicious friend to complete the thing and make it perfect.