There is no such thing as the Queen's English. The property has gone into the hands of a joint stock company and we own the bulk of the shares!

There have been innumerable Temporary Seekers after the Truth-have you ever heard of a permanent one?

When someone dies, it is like when your house burns down; it isn't for years that you realize the full extent of your loss.

If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later.

We don't care to eat toadstools that think they are truffles.

We consider that any man who can fiddle all through one of those Virginia Reels without losing his grip may be depended upon in any kind of musical emergency.

When in doubt tell the truth.