There is no such thing as the Queen's English. The property has gone into the hands of a joint stock company and we own the bulk of the shares!

Conformity—the natural instinct to passively yield to that vague something recognized as authority.

Talent without work is useless, thank God

Taking the pledge will not make bad liquor good, but it will improve it.

We never knew an ignorant person yet but was prejudiced.

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.

How slow and still the time did drag along.