There is no such thing as the Queen's English. The property has gone into the hands of a joint stock company and we own the bulk of the shares!

I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.

The moral sense enables one to perceive morality, and avoid it. The immoral sense enables one to perceive immorality and enjoy it.

Some of us cannot be optimists, but all of us can be bigamists

And what is a man without energy? Nothing - nothing at all.

Out of the depths of my happy heart wells a great tide of love and prayer for this priceless treasure that is confided to my lifelong keeping. You cannot see its waves as they flow toward you, darling, but in these lines you will hear...the distant beating of its surf.

Every man is in his own person the whole human race without a detail lacking....I knew I should not find in any philosophy a single thought which had not passed through my own head, nor a single thought which had not passed through the heads of millions and millions of men before I was born.